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"Divine Intervention in a Bottle!"


From out of the everywhere and into the here
comes a pain reliever so universally applicable and incredibly effective that users describe it as "Divine Intervention In A Bottle".

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Blues Buster Chariot Charger
 
Blues Buster Chariot Charger is a vehicle pre-wash that reorganizes the vibrational activity of the metal, eliminating the chaos and discord from the stress of the manufacturing process. The vibrational signature of Archangel Michael is contained in the pre-wash and is transferred to the metal of the vehicle.
 
Your personal 'chariot' then becomes a support system that insulates you from the "chariot race" type drivers in traffic. You will feel as if Archangel Michael was smoothing the way for you.
 
Directions: Dissolve contents into a gallon of water and pour onto the vehicle. Wetting most of the surface area is enough. Proceed as with a normal car wash, by hand or through an automatic wash.
 
Contains: Vibrationally enhanced vegetable glycerin and spring water.

AVAILABLE NOW! $21 postpaid in continental U.S. 
Overseas buyers please email for additional postage.  4 oz.





GREEN ZONE
WiFi Air Freshener
 
The harsh WiFi zone becomes friendly and supportive with only a few bursts of Green Zone Air Freshener.
 
It's like sunglasses for WiFi!
 
Use as you would use an air freshener. A few bursts of spray polarizes the WiFi signal into a more user-friendly experience. Contains spring water and vibrationally enhanced vegetable glycerin.
 
A significant portion of the population is adversely affected by WiFi. For those who have to live and work in other people's WiFi zones, GREEN ZONE WiFi Air Freshener is the solution.
 
GREEN ZONE does for WiFi what sunglasses do for the sun. Sunglasses don't interfere with the sun, they just change the way you experience the sun. GREEN ZONE does not interfere with WiFi reception, it polarizes the biologically disruptive signal and eliminates or reduces the negative effects of WiFi.
 
It's a real life-saver for those who are adversely affected by the WiFi signal.
 
$18.18 postpaid in the 48 contiguous states.  Email for overseas shipping price.



JOCKEY'S SECRET

In competition or show, it's a stressful world for horse and rider. A lot of tension, a lot of pressure, and always the chance for surprises. Keeping calm under stress may make the difference between winning and losing.


 

Level the playing field in your favor!  A light mist of Jockey's Secret sprayed into the auric field of the horse and rider
imparts a feeling of calm self-assurance. The feeling of self-confidence presents a barrier against the intrusion of negative and disruptive energies.
 
And for all workouts and training sessions, make Jockey's Secret part of the routine.
 
Ingredients: Vibrationally enhanced Spring Water, Witch Hazel, Essence of Coconut Oil
 
AVAILABLE NOW!  $39 for 6 oz. postpaid to continental U.S. Please email about overseas shipping price.
 


Between The Raindrops
Day Starter Spray
 
The raindrops from others' cloudy day thoughts and acts fall all around but not on you.
Nothing dampens your spirit as you walk between their raindrops.
 
A light mist on the face, arms, back of the neck, is all it takes.  

Available Now!  $19.00 postpaid in the continental U.S. for 2 oz.





DOUBLE AGENT
Light Water
TOWER AND POWERLINE CONDITIONER
 
Turns every cell phone tower/mast and HAARP antenna into a DOUBLE AGENT, broadcasting positive energy that eradicates chemtrails. Use it on metal powerline poles and the power lines become chemtrail wipers.
They pay for the equipment. The equipment works for us. That's the DOUBLE AGENT advantage!
 
DIRECTIONS: Dissolve into one gallon of water.  Spray liberally.  Another popular (and fun!) delivery method is to add a spoonful to a bubble mixture, and simply blow bubbles!  Either way, the charge is carried through the air and will affect overhead wires, metal fences, cars, any form of metal and the water droplets in the air will spread the charge and take it to the towers and other needed targets.  Check the narrative below.
 
Contents: Vibrationally enhanced vegetable glycerine.

Available now: $21 postpaid in the U.S.  Approximately $10 shipping overseas (if it's less, we'll refund the difference via PayPal.  The cost varies widely going to different countries.)

16 May, 2008
 
The Double Agent Gel is new, but already there are some amazing reports of its effectiveness. The reports are scattered and may not be easily recalled by the first time user of the gel. What follows are some notes on how to use it and what to expect. There's just not room on the label to explain it in detail.
 
Double Agent Gel is food grade vegetable glycerin that is a carrier for some unique frequencies. The gel is water soluble, food grade, harmless. You could eat it, but then you'd be a Double Agent! Point is, it won't hurt you.
 
The Double Agent Gel is for use against towers, mainly. The gel contains frequencies that are life-positive, that promote human, plant, and animal health and well-being. We, all us plants and animals and people, live in an electronic smog that is demonstrably unhealthy. As if that wasn't bad enough, we have to deal with the negative effects of chemtrail spraying.
 
So, the objective is to saturate the local environment, that's the one you live in, with the positive energies of the gel. Easiest and most effective way to do that is to get the so-called cell phone towers to do the job for us. They're already in place, pumping their nasty frequencies into the air. If we shoot a few squirts of water into the auric field of the towers, the towers pick up this positive energy and broadcast it.
 
The towers then become Double Agents! They're working for us. The towers act as skysweepers, clearing the sky of chemtrails and saturating the local environment with life-positive energies.  
 
The other side gets to pay for their erection and upkeep. We get to use them for our benefit. Is that cool, or what!
 
O.K. You have your gallon of water. You understand what the mission is and how the gel works. Next step, use it. Go down to the local dollar store and pick up a 32oz trigger sprayer. These things have pretty good range. Then, drive as close to a tower as you can get. If the opportunity is there and the risk is minimal, you can get out of the vehicle and walk right up to it. And even if your spray never touches the metal, the tower will still pick up the gel's frequencies and send them out.
 
Easiest way to saturate a city with the gel energy is to do all the towers in the town first. Then you can double back and do detail work.
 
Towers are not the only things that pick up and spread the energy. Power lines do, too. I especially like to turn the big power lines into Double Agent. Just drive under the wires and squirt a few times. It's a done deal. Remember the photo of the 1301 fluorescent lights being lit under a high-tension power line? You can see that the energy from the wires goes all the way to the ground. So, you're in the auric field of the wires. A few squirts, and they're working for us.
 
If you can't get really close to a tower, just treat the wires that cross the road or are parallel to the road. The wires will carry and broadcast the frequency, and the tower will pick it up.
 
Railroad tracks will carry the energy for a very long way. We don't yet know how far, but the distance is measured in miles.
 
Wooden structures do not pick up or become charged by the gel water. Metal or crystals do. So do police cars, flagpoles in front of city hall, post office, schools, hospitals, etc.
 
Got some water left? This is where you get down to the detail work. Large manufacturing or retail outlets are good places to use the water. And Wal-Mart needs all the uplifting vibrations they can get! If you drive around back and see where the power boxes are or the air conditioners, or whatever it is that brings electricity to the building, all you gotta do is wet the fence a little bit.
 
WiFi is big now. Even if you don't use it, you can't escape its influence. Many people have intense negative reactions to WiFi. If you are one of them, or if someone at your work place is experiencing that, then the Double Agent gel water works on that, too. You can load up the whole building with the gel frequencies by squirting the water on metal parts of the structure or under the wires that lead to the building. Or squirt some into the room, if you can do it without attracting attention.
 
The high-tension wires that go way off into the distance will sooner or later cross a river or a creek. We've already seen with the fluorescent bulb demonstration that the wire's energies reach all the way to the ground, and of course, affect everything and everyone under or near them. When the wires cross a body of water, that water is then treated on a continuing basis. Every drop that flows under those wires becomes charged and is a carrier for the charge.
 
So it is that if you spray a wire on the top of the Continental Divide, that spray will travel both ways along that wire. Just think. You could stand on a mountain in Colorado or New Mexico and squirt California! Well, the effect would go all the way to California. Maybe. It's fun to think of it in that way. Point is, what you do here affects the environment way on out yonder somewhere, and it has a beneficial effect.
 
O.K. Back to business. You've done all the towers in the area and have some gel water left over. Detail work is next. Do all the usual suspects. Government buildings, courthouses, cop shops, Masonic Lodges and significant landmarks or monuments. All you gotta do is squirt a bit of the water under the wires that service the buildings.
 
Now, if you really want to have some fun and bring some light into a dark shopping mall, take the kids along and put them to blowing bubbles with the bubble water you've spiked with a bit of Double Agent water. Should make the shopping experience more pleasant for everyone who goes there, and for sure all those who work there. The fluorescent lights alone are enough to hurt you.
 
Got some water left? Go to the next town and raise their quality of life, too.
 
And tell us all what you did, and if you've found creative ways to do it, we wanta hear that, too.
 
Dragon





 
BANISHING CREME LOTION
Pain, Fear, Stress, Stage Fright, Uncertainty... vanish into a Black Hole. 
So effective, you'll think it's Science Fiction!

Available by special order only.
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