Royal Oil

"Divine Intervention in a Bottle!"


"If you want to find the secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, Frequency and Vibration" Nikola Tesla 1856-1943

"If you want to find the secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, Frequency and Vibration" Nikola Tesla 1856-1943

 
All ACME products utilize subtle energy to achieve the desired results. Although our lotions and creams are made of all-natural ingredients which are known for their beneficial properties, the subtle energies embedded in them are responsible for the extraordinary effectiveness of our products.
 
Subtle energies are defined as something that one cannot put a meter on. An example of subtle energy would be what a person feels when holding a little baby or a kitten. You know there's energy being transmitted, but you can't go to Radio Shack and buy a meter to measure it. Subtle energies are subtle, but they are decisive. For pain, they work where nothing else has ever worked:
 
 PAIN
 
Pain is a frequency. Your body is injured and a message goes out to your brain asking for help. The pain is there to grab your attention. That's all it's for. Once the message has been received and understood, pain is an experience that is no longer useful, and in fact, gets in the way of healing.
 
Royal Oil and White Cream are specifics for pain. Pain is a frequency. These two products are a delivery system for pain-canceling frequencies. Royal Oil is food grade safflower oil with these special frequencies embedded in it. White Cream is an all-natural lotion containing ingredients well known for their healing abilities. White Cream has the same pain-canceling frequencies as does Royal Oil.
 
Applied to the injured area, most people experience pain relief within seconds. Some take a few minutes. Removing the pain lets your body concentrate on healing. Pain is like an energy vampire. Without the pain, healing comes faster.
 
Royal Oil and White Cream users report experiencing healing so rapid that they compare it to divine intervention. Our user reports justify our slogan; Expect A Miracle.
 
 
CHRONIC PAIN
 
Chronic pain can be defined as pain that has persisted over a period of time and has not yielded to conventional or alternative treatment. Why the pain persists is something that is yet to be understood. There are many people out there who practically live on pain pills to get them through the work day. They don't have a choice.
 
Royal Oil and White Cream are specifics for pain. They are carriers of pain-canceling frequencies. Pain is a frequency, just as jet noise is a frequency. Noise-canceling technology has been around for decades. It is now available at the consumer level. You can get Bose earphones from Wal-Mart that cancel outside noise.
 
Chronic pain is no challenge for Royal Oil or White Cream. Arthritic fingers become flexible again. Thirty year old pain from a horse's kick disappeared and allowed the lady to ride horses again. Diabetics heal wounds and abasions that have been open sores for months.
 
Got pain? Try one of these products. They are all natural.
 
How To Use
White Cream And Royal Oil
 
Either product may be used on humans or animals. For burns, open wounds, or sores too tender to touch, Royal Oil can be sprayed onto the surface of the wound. If foreign matter is in the wound, use enough spray to flush out the contamination. To bandage or not to bandage is a matter of personal preference and physician's recommendation if one is involved.
 
White Cream is a water-soluble lotion that won't stain clothing. Use it for muscle pain due to over-exertion. Use it on impact injuries, abrasions, and insect bites. Users report successful treatment for carpal tunnel syndrome and various skin disorders. Used as an after-shave, it soothes and softens the skin.
 
Sunburn relief comes quickly when White Cream is applied to the area. For extreme sunburn where the skin is too painful to touch, Royal Oil can be sprayed onto the affected area. Either one will speed healing. White Cream used before exposure to sunlight will reduce sunburn damage and may completely prevent it.

 

 "The invisible controls the visible.".....Alfons Ven

 

Royal Oil and White Cream
Accelerated Healing And Pain Relief
 
Royal Oil comes in 12oz trigger spray bottles for $39.00. These bottles can be used upside down! Perfect for large animals. 100ml spray mist bottle is $25.00.
 
White Cream is available in 4oz glass jars @ $25.00 postpaid in the lower 48 states.

 

Is the world a bit too much to take sometimes? Try this:
 
                                                                     Between The Raindrops
                                                          Day Starter Spray
 
This is an aura cleanser and a psychic shield. It's the perfect thing to use before or after a meeting with the boss, negatively-oriented co-workers, or anyone else who may bring stress into your daily experience. Jealousy and envy are like psychic raindrops. Without protection, without a way of dispersing them, they will wear you down.  
 
A light mist into your auric field is all that is needed. The raindrops from others' cloudy day thoughts and acts fall all around but not on you. Nothing dampens your spirit as you walk between their raindrops.
 
Between The Raindrops is perfect for caregivers and empaths whose natural inclination is to lighten the burden of those around them. They are wonderful people who light up every room they enter. Unfortunately, many of them tend to take on others' burdens as if they were their own. A light mist into the auric field releases others' unpleasant experiences that have attached themselves to your auric field. Disperse them with a couple of sprays and remember that these are other peoples' experiences, not yours. When you reach out a hand to pull someone up, you must be careful that they don't pull you down instead.
 
Between The Raindrops comes in a 2oz spray mist bottle for $25.00 and 20ml 3-packs for $21.00. That's one for home, one for the office, and one as a gift or keep in your vehicle. Postpaid in the US. Outside the US, write for quotes.

 

Do you sometimes feel as if you're in a Donald Rumsfeld type world, full known unknowns and unknown unknowns?

Sort it all out with Truth Fairy Mist!

                                                                          Truth Fairy Mist
 
Truth Fairy Mist is Wonder Woman's Truth Lasso in a spray bottle. Wonder Woman is Hollywood fantasy. This is for real. Truth Fairy Mist exposes lies, hidden agendas, cover-ups, deceptive practices, questionable motives and intents, and cuts through the fog of uncertainty that is so much a part of business and personal relationships these days.
 
Truth Fairy Mist has a light, bright peppermint aroma that sharpens the senses. A couple of sprays is all that is needed to achieve the desired effect. Don't over do! A hint of mint is all that is needed and it can easily be passed off as an air freshener or, for truly covert work where there is a risk of exposure, remove the label. If anyone inquires about it, call it an air freshener and change the subject.
 
Truth Fairy Mist is structured water with a trace of grain alcohol and peppermint. The attractive glass bottle contains 25ml of Fairy Mist. Available postpaid in the 48 contiguous states for $30.00
 
Dealer inquiries are welcomed. And just for fun, here is what Mr. Rumsfeld said:
 
There are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know.
Don't let time, distance and money limitations prevent you from cavorting with the dolphins. Now you can enjoy their company at home in your own bathtub!
 
                                                                   Swim With The Dolphins
                                                                                Bath Salts
 
Want to swim with the dolphins? Limited by time, distance and money? A spoonful of this bath salt brings the swim-with-the-dolphins experience to you. Fill the tub, mix in the salt, and immerse yourself in the water. The dolphin energy is there. Close your eyes. Feel it. Make a mental connection with it. Dolphins are friendly, fun-loving creatures who are very active on the non-physical plane. Soon you will be cavorting with the dolphins as is the cat in this video
.
 
http://www.slothster.com/2352-Cat-On-Boat-Plays-With-Dolphins.html
 
Swim With The Dolphins comes in a small glass jar, enough for four baths. $12.00 plus $3.00 shipping in US 48 states.

 

Are you a teacher? Or in college? Have children in school? Teacher's Aide will accelerate the learning process.
 
                                                                              Teacher's Aide
 
Teacher's Aide is a floral scented mist that, when introduced into a classroom, helps students to focus and accelerates learning. Young minds today are distracted by dozens of sensory inputs competing for attention. Introduce Teacher's Aide floral mist into the classroom and distractions lose their appeal as the ability and desire to learn are enhanced. Teacher's Aide was inspired by Athena, the ancient Greek goddess who inspired Aristotle and Plato. You might discover the next Pythagoras or Socrates right there in your classroom! Teacher's Aide helps the student and the teacher be the best that they can be.
 
Teacher's Aide comes in a 2oz spray mist bottle. $30.00 postpaid in the lower 48 states. Others, write for quotes.
 


 
At last! Hair care products for the chemically-sensitive and environmentally-conscious! 


RegenIsis Hair Care Products
 
RegenIsis
shampoo and conditioner works with subtle energies that are not included on the ingredients list. These supportive and restorative energies revitalize the scalp, bring positive energies into your auric field, and some users report that it restores lost color to their hair.
 
Shampoos whose effectiveness depends on chemicals leach valuable components from your hair. Chemical-laden conditioners that are sold to solve that problem only succeed in masking the problem and adding to the chemical pollution. Remember: If it's on your skin or scalp, it's in your body.
 
Break the chains of chemical dependency! Use RegenIsis hair care products. Compare the RegenIsis labels with the labels on the products you normally use. Some labels read like they should be in a hazardous waste disposal facility. RegenIsis hair care products are made of all natural ingredients. Get back to Nature! Your hair will look and feel better and your body will appreciate not having to deal with harsh chemicals.

 
                                                              RegenIsis Cream Rinse
                                                                                  and
                                                                   
RegenIsis Shampoo
 
RegenIsis Shampoo is made of all natural ingredients, as are all ACME products. It has a mild and gentle feel on you hair and scalp. It is a carrier for subtle energies that assist your body's constant effort to compensate for and repair the damage done by harsh chemicals of questionable value found in most commercial shampoos. Use as you would use your regular shampoo and break the chains of chemical dependency!

 
You can begin to restore hair and scalp by using RegenIsis Cream Rinse after your shampoo. Hair and scalp
deteriorate over time due to exposure to sunlight, seawater, or harsh chemicals that are present in some hair care products. RegenIsis Cream Rinse cleans soap residue from your hair as it soothes, nourishes and revitalizes your scalp. You may experience restored hair color. Some users report that lost hair grew back. RegenIsis Cream Rinse radiates subtle energies that restore health and vitality to your hair.
 
The ingredients list on most commercial hair care products reads like the inventory of a toxic waste dump. Remember: if it's on your skin, it's in your body. RegenIsis Cream Rinse is made of all-natural ingredients.
 
RegenIsis Shampoo and RegenIsis Cream Rinse come in 4oz. shower-safe plastic dispenser bottles for only $20.00 postpaid in the 48 contiguous states. Others, write for quote.
 
Who's that stranger in the mirror, the one with all those lines and wrinkles? That's not the real you! The real you is just beneath the surface blemishes, waiting to reappear.
 
                                                           RegenIsis Makeover Lotion
 
We hesitate to call it "age reversing" lotion, though that is the effect. "Age reversal" is too vague and indefinite. Some would expect a movie star complexion after half of a jar. So we focus attention on what can be expected based on field test experience.
 
What it does is repair damaged skin tissue. Wrinkles, burn scars, acne, skin disorders due to meth use, skin tags, sunburn scars and other surface blemishes can all be treated with RegenIsis Makeover Lotion. As they say in the auto business, 'your mileage may vary'. Some improvement can be expected and you may very well obtain a movie star complexion! Let us know and we'll write it up in our user reports.
 
The best illustration of what is possible was the field trial we did on an acquaintance of ours. The man came here from Germany after the war as a very young man, but old enough to remember his experiences under the Third Reich.
 
He told us that as a very young man he was subjected to tanning rays as part of the government's effort to get the young children to conform to National Socialist standards of appearance. Things being the way they are with governments, the treatment was overdone. Now he's in his 70s and there are occasions when his face reddens up and breaks out in small bumps. Very unsightly and uncomfortable. He visits the dermatologist when that happens. They do some harsh--and expensive!--chemical skin peel treatment on him and it gets him through it until the next outbreak.
 
We don't see him very often so it was only by chance that we saw him when he was scheduled to go to the dermatologist again. His face looked like it had been hit with Dick Cheney's shotgun. His visit was several days away so he had time to use our new formula lotion even before we had a name for it.
 
He enthusiastically accepted our offer of a jar of the lotion and used it before and after the visit with the dermatologist. We saw him about three weeks after the visit. His face was totally clear of all those blemishes and he appeared to be ten years younger than his actual age. He said that the lotion felt good, it gave him relief, and the dermatologist did not have to do extreme measures this time. 
 
A year after the first use, he reports that he's not had to return for another chemical peel, and when some suspicious looking eruption appears on his face, he puts a dot of RegenIsis Lotion on the spot and it disappears.

Get some for yourself today. There's a new you just below the surface of the skin. 8oz. jar: $39.00

 

Does Royal Oil work on animals, too?

While he was being weaned at 8 months old, Flash hurt himself trying to get through the gate to nurse (his mama didn't help, either!)

See the YouTube video of the healing process here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCFG1WKWFxU 

 

And just like a regular kid, Flash got himself hurt again at age 2 1/2. It was much, much worse. We considered putting him down, but instead. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F4CcLC6AZQ

This is Flash on his first birthday with Dragon. The injury is just a faint dark line.

Kathy D reported on her use of Royal Oil: "It took 99% of the pain away and has really made my life a lot better. Shoulder pain is pretty nil.  My neck still has a lingering bit but not much. Lower 4 vertebraes are rubbing bone to bone, no cartilage, so it's a miracle any pain is taken away but it has...  All in all, I am very satisfied with it. Will continue to use it."

 
                                    
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